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[ Do you hear that Luceti? ]
A-AAAAAH!
[ That's the sound of your peaceful evening being interrupted by a yowling new feather. And a lot of splashing. ]
I don't want to die! [ The book slaps down wetly against the rim of the fountain. Anyone lucky enough to be in the square is greeted the the sight of a red-eyed, sopping wet new feather trying to scramble out of it, brightly colored wings flapping uselessly behind him. He's not having much luck of it. ]
W... where am I?! Konatsu? Lt. Hyuuga? [ A beat, and then a slightly higher pitched, more distressed. ] Teito? This isn't funny! I-it's a really bad joke! This is too far, even for someone like you!
[ And then the panic dies down a little, replaced instead with a terribly confused silence. Any who were fortunate enough to witness it are greeted with a baffled stare, his eyes moving slowly to the wings. ] Where... Is this...?
A-AAAAAH!
[ That's the sound of your peaceful evening being interrupted by a yowling new feather. And a lot of splashing. ]
I don't want to die! [ The book slaps down wetly against the rim of the fountain. Anyone lucky enough to be in the square is greeted the the sight of a red-eyed, sopping wet new feather trying to scramble out of it, brightly colored wings flapping uselessly behind him. He's not having much luck of it. ]
W... where am I?! Konatsu? Lt. Hyuuga? [ A beat, and then a slightly higher pitched, more distressed. ] Teito? This isn't funny! I-it's a really bad joke! This is too far, even for someone like you!
[ And then the panic dies down a little, replaced instead with a terribly confused silence. Any who were fortunate enough to witness it are greeted with a baffled stare, his eyes moving slowly to the wings. ] Where... Is this...?
[ Voice ]
[ That... voice...
Coming from the book...? Yes, from the book. He grabs it, nearly knocking the book into the water in the process. This is all too surreal, and all too familiar. ]
Obviously! [ With all the arrogance and self importance he can muster. ] Who is-?
[ About then he realizes the strangeness of talking to a book and stops. Stares for a minute, rubs at the dark circle under his eyes and wonders if perhaps he had drunk far, far, far too much that night. ] I've had this dream before... Wake up, Shuri.
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[ Voice ]
There's a heavy splash as he hauls himself out of the fountain, nearly slipping and heaving a groan as his unsettled stomach disagrees. Having nothing but wine was a mistake. The night is a blur. There was an explosion, and then... the smell of something sterile, was that here? And... ]
Who are you?
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[ A little sheepishly. That was his bad ]
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Ugh. ]
Maybe. I don't know! [ He shakes himself off, pausing to stare at the wings and then sits heavily down on the edge of the fountain, pinching the bridge of his nose. ] I had... I had a house? Here. It was small, but it was here. [ No... no. That house was gone. He'd left it because... why would he leave a house for an even smaller space? ] I have a headache.
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Or if you're in a rough spot, I can help you.
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And honestly, the fountain wasn't a fun reminder of that. So anything, anyone, has to be better than trying to figure this out alone. He'd even take Teito at this point. ]
I'm at the fountain. [ It's definitely the fountain and not a fountain. ]
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[ It won't be all that long, honestly. He just needs to get on out of it. ]
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lights, camera, action!!
He is, however, unprepared for the towel and catches it in the clumsiest, most ungraceful way possible. Up close, he stinks of stale wine and on top of the hangover, looks like he hasn't had a decent night's sleep in a while. The towel is put to good use, scrubbing off his face and hair and the wings. Then and only then does he turn his attention to Masaomi, perhaps a little awkwardly giving him the once over.
This is really surreal and he doesn't like it. ]
... Hello.
this was in the director's cut
You really aren't looking hot.
extended edition, now seven more hours of tag time
[ He hesitates, rubbing at his face a little more with the towel because he would really rather not start crying or making a show out of himself. Not until he's figured all of this out. ]
My father just died, [ which seems to be a little too personal for a stranger and starts off a little too meekly, but everyone knows and it's not as if he's ever been particularly good at minding his tongue or keeping a stiff upper lip when times get tough, he slings the towel over and spreads his arms and you can practically see the sparkles as he regains his footing. ] and I was just kidnapped from courting the Princess and becoming King! How else should I look?
good lord, this is some Peter Jackson shit then
Nothing else, that's harsh. C'mon, I got aspirin and a shower.
[ With a motion to follow him, first to the Convenience Store, and then back to his apartment, he'd decided ]
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The fact taht he'd probably freeze up and not use it is totally ignored.
So, okay. He's following, keeping his arms folded over his chest, staring at the back of Masaomi's head intently. Like... he's trying to remember something. ]
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Oh, but.. [ But there's no money here. Right. He pauses, glancing down, then over at the displays, before finally taking a seat furthest from the window. One hand rubs at his temples. ]
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[ He says this while two isles over and crouching down to get aspirin. Specifically, just rather weak stuff because he's not 100% sure how aspirin mixes with alcohol in one's system. He's pretty sure there's no problem, but... yeah He assumes that Shuri was going to ask about either money or him doing this, so. ]
You got any tried and true hangover methods?
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Or something like that. He rubs the back of his neck.
There's an awkward pause, Shuri clears his throat and debates how to word something more heavily on his mind. An Oak should always be good at remembering faces and people, you never knew when that would come in handy, and he's never been great at it unless they've been at least a little important.
So... ] Did your... hair used to be a different color?
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So he might remember more after all? Or it's coincidence. ]
Yeah, I used to dye it blonde.
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This headache isn't really making thinking terribly easy. ]
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[ He prattles on about this, making his way back to Shuri to crouch down in front of him and open one hand with the three pills in it while the other offers the waterbottle ]
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None of it feels real.
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So, bread and water, right?
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so then i moved SORRY FOR THE DELAY
it's cool it's cool
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