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[ Do you hear that Luceti? ]
A-AAAAAH!
[ That's the sound of your peaceful evening being interrupted by a yowling new feather. And a lot of splashing. ]
I don't want to die! [ The book slaps down wetly against the rim of the fountain. Anyone lucky enough to be in the square is greeted the the sight of a red-eyed, sopping wet new feather trying to scramble out of it, brightly colored wings flapping uselessly behind him. He's not having much luck of it. ]
W... where am I?! Konatsu? Lt. Hyuuga? [ A beat, and then a slightly higher pitched, more distressed. ] Teito? This isn't funny! I-it's a really bad joke! This is too far, even for someone like you!
[ And then the panic dies down a little, replaced instead with a terribly confused silence. Any who were fortunate enough to witness it are greeted with a baffled stare, his eyes moving slowly to the wings. ] Where... Is this...?
A-AAAAAH!
[ That's the sound of your peaceful evening being interrupted by a yowling new feather. And a lot of splashing. ]
I don't want to die! [ The book slaps down wetly against the rim of the fountain. Anyone lucky enough to be in the square is greeted the the sight of a red-eyed, sopping wet new feather trying to scramble out of it, brightly colored wings flapping uselessly behind him. He's not having much luck of it. ]
W... where am I?! Konatsu? Lt. Hyuuga? [ A beat, and then a slightly higher pitched, more distressed. ] Teito? This isn't funny! I-it's a really bad joke! This is too far, even for someone like you!
[ And then the panic dies down a little, replaced instead with a terribly confused silence. Any who were fortunate enough to witness it are greeted with a baffled stare, his eyes moving slowly to the wings. ] Where... Is this...?
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Excuse me, sir! Did you just call for a Hyuuga?
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Oh, who cares. Shuri looks a little brighter, unsure of why he'd been overcome with the certainty that there would be no one there. Of course there would be! Right?
But he's not terribly bothered by suddenly having wings and the people around him having wings. ]
Yes! I did!
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I see! I happen to be living with one! Perhaps I can find him for you? [Still running. Well, maybe he's slightly slowing down.]
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Yes, I need to talk to him. [ There is no please. He doesn't even think to add one. ]
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Very well! I will take you to our apartment, sir!
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[...said the girl who was yelling back. Hypocrisy? What's that?]
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[ wait.
a book is talking to me and i'm not even remotely alarmed by it. ]
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Just take a deep breath and get a grip, alright? If you've got the energy to talk like that, you can focus on what's important.
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I'm trying to find familiar people! That's important! [ Okay, yelling back isn't helping. He heaves and aggravated sigh. ]
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If you don't dry off, you might get sick after all that splashing around. You'll definitely get a lecture from those familiar people if that happens.
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Fine. I'll go look there... I guess.
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[audio] WRONG BLONDE
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Shuri-kun? Seriously?
[ If it was just he voice he'd let it slide, but he knows Shuri had said those names before too ]
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[ That... voice...
Coming from the book...? Yes, from the book. He grabs it, nearly knocking the book into the water in the process. This is all too surreal, and all too familiar. ]
Obviously! [ With all the arrogance and self importance he can muster. ] Who is-?
[ About then he realizes the strangeness of talking to a book and stops. Stares for a minute, rubs at the dark circle under his eyes and wonders if perhaps he had drunk far, far, far too much that night. ] I've had this dream before... Wake up, Shuri.
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There's a heavy splash as he hauls himself out of the fountain, nearly slipping and heaving a groan as his unsettled stomach disagrees. Having nothing but wine was a mistake. The night is a blur. There was an explosion, and then... the smell of something sterile, was that here? And... ]
Who are you?
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[ A little sheepishly. That was his bad ]
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Ugh. ]
Maybe. I don't know! [ He shakes himself off, pausing to stare at the wings and then sits heavily down on the edge of the fountain, pinching the bridge of his nose. ] I had... I had a house? Here. It was small, but it was here. [ No... no. That house was gone. He'd left it because... why would he leave a house for an even smaller space? ] I have a headache.
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Or if you're in a rough spot, I can help you.
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And honestly, the fountain wasn't a fun reminder of that. So anything, anyone, has to be better than trying to figure this out alone. He'd even take Teito at this point. ]
I'm at the fountain. [ It's definitely the fountain and not a fountain. ]
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lights, camera, action!!
this was in the director's cut
extended edition, now seven more hours of tag time
good lord, this is some Peter Jackson shit then
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so then i moved SORRY FOR THE DELAY
it's cool it's cool
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